Funeral Quotes

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

– Jesse Eisenberg

I did become quite well known from ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral’, and it helped hugely. I wasn’t as famous as Hugh Grant, but I certainly began to work.

– Anna Chancellor

I went to Jimmy Gandolfini’s funeral, and when I was there, I realized Jimmy Gandolfini didn’t have Twitter.

– Alec Baldwin

I’ve had some really big hits with ‘Groundhog Day’ and ‘Michael,’ ‘Multiplicity,’ ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral.’

– Andie MacDowell

I used to sing at funeral homes for families that didn’t have a vocalist. I didn’t get paid. I needed to sing.

– Anita Baker

To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches.

– Charles Baudelaire

Funeral by funeral, theory advances.

– Paul Samuelson

When I was a kid, I would fantasize about my own funeral.

– Noah Baumbach

I should have thought how long that was going to have to follow me around. That’s my worst nightmare, is that being played at my funeral.

– Miley Cyrus

On her Wrecking Ball video.

You can’t choreograph death, but you can choreograph your funeral.

– Marina Abramovic

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

– Samuel Goldwyn

Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.

– Rosalind Russell

A man is known by his works. That I have heard at many a funeral.

– Winslow Homer

I grew up in a funeral home. Both my parents were morticians.

– Tamara Tunie

Love is the funeral of hearts.

– Ville Valo

I delayed my father’s funeral because of cricket.

– Virat Kohli

And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.

– Walt Whitman