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Funny Quotes

There’s a darkness under ‘The Hangover’ because ultimately there’s a missing person and it’s not really that funny. There’s a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in ‘Old School.’

– Todd Phillips

I was not particularly bright, I wasn’t very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.

– Uma Thurman

Chris Rock is a very funny man.

– Willie Geist

Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

– Tim Allen

There is still a funny notion that women should not write violent fiction.

– Val McDermid

Sometimes I can’t believe I’m going to be 60. I always say there’s no point moaning about getting older, when there’s nothing you can do about it. But still, I do find it quite funny. I look at that number, 60, and I think, ‘Really? Me?’

– Twiggy

I guess when I think about it, one of the things I like to dramatise, and what is sometimes funny, is someone coming unglued. I don’t consider myself someone who is making the argument that I support these choices. I just think it can be funny.

– Wes Anderson

I have a rule – ‘funny is funny!’ When I write comedy, it’s not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant. At my shows, there are no holy cows.

– Vir Das

I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny – I just never put it to use.

– Spoken Reasons

I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.

– Tracy Morgan

I do not like onions. It’s so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I’ll try it, I’ll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions.

– Stacie Orrico

I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.

– Tia Carrere

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

– Steve Martin

The funny thing is that I almost find it more difficult now to take a still picture than to be behind a moving camera. I’m just so much more inspired and comfortable and confident when I have that whole operation going. I feel more connected. Snapping a moment doesn’t seem relevant to me anymore.

– Steven Klein

I thought it was really funny that half the people I autographed things for said, ‘Autograph the back of my phone.’ I was like, ‘What? Really? Seriously?’ They didn’t have anything else.

– Willow Shields

Life is never all one thing. It bounces around. Certainly, my own life has. Look at Woody Allen’s funny movies – all the humor comes out of sad stuff. Sometimes you have to laugh, no matter what life deals you.

– Tim O’Brien

I definitely at times notice a difference in service when I go out. You know, I can walk in to grab a cup of coffee or walk in to have lunch or dinner, and people definitely seem on their best behavior, which is funny, or I start to see people clean up around me, which I always find really, really amusing.

– Tabatha Coffey

Elvis used to have parties at his house – and I’ve told this story a million times – but they weren’t really parties, because there was no chips or dip. Just Elvis and his boys watching TV, and him making funny comments, and everybody laughing at them. Is that a party? Not really. But that’s Hollywood.

– Teri Garr

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn’t laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.

– Terry Jones

I think when someone who’s known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that’s a mistake.

– Steve Carell

If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.

– W. C. Fields

It’s a fun job, but it’s stressful because you have to be funny. You have to have punch lines and captions. Be funny now! And if you’re not inspired, they don’t care – be funny now! They have to fill that hole the next day.

– Steve Breen

As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That’s what’s funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life.

– Sophie Marceau

I don’t spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny.

– Tahar Rahim

My mom is super fabulous, and I remember her telling me at 13, ‘You can start wearing makeup now.’ And the funny thing is, I didn’t take her up on it!

– Samira Wiley

Alien Chutney is just what the name suggests it is. Its music that is so funny and quirky and weird that it feels entirely alien to the listener; yet, the content and the subject matter is so Indian and relatable, it’s still chutney.

– Vir Das

I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

– Stephen Fry

I don’t think the show would be funny to you if you didn’t already have a base of information.

– Samantha Bee

They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth.

– Tina Yothers

I’m the one who’s dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I’m probably not the first person on their list – the weird, quirky, funny girl.

– Whitney Cummings

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