I’ve started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson
I’ve done so many funny jobs. I worked at a farmer’s market through high school. I worked in the stock room of Ralph Lauren. I graduated to salesperson at Ralph Lauren, which was a big deal to me. I’ve been a P.A. I’ve been a stand-in. I’ve been an assistant’s assistant. – Allison Williams
I think ‘Breaking Bad’ is brilliant. Good drama in the U.S. is also so funny and blurs the line between light and dark. – Arthur Darvill
Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla
It is funny to me that because I can run, because I’m athletic, people tend to see that as my only asset. – Colin Kaepernick
There’s something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can’t pretend to be funny. – Billy Collins
I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as ‘shots fired,’ and funny ad hominem attacks. – Alex Pareene
When I read the ‘Ugly Betty’ pilot, I thought, ‘Oh, this part’s funny.’ I said to my husband, ‘I’m going to get it!’ But based on what? All my exquisite comedic work in a Nike commercial? – Becki Newton
When you’re a kid, ‘Star Trek’ is a slower burn. It’s funny, it’s entertaining, but it also has a maturity about it – which is its universal appeal, I think. – Benedict Cumberbatch
I can’t imagine actually singing on this show like I did on ‘Felicity’, but it would be kind of funny. – Amy Jo Johnson
I get asked, ‘Who would you really like to work with?’ I’m already working with them. Smart, talented, funny people, good musicians, an extended family, good friends. – Christopher Guest
Sometimes fake laughing is hard once you’ve done a scene 18 times. I don’t want to brag, but I have a reputation for being very, very good at that. It’s funny finding what’s challenging about acting as you go. – Allison Williams
I’m a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he’s sort of like a Twitter throb. – Addison Timlin
It’s so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn’t have any money, and my only car was mom’s Hyundai. – Criss Angel
I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It’s such a tricky thing; you don’t want to make rules about it. There’s nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he’d break every rule you set up. But he’s funny. – Andy Kindler
I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don’t think you can rise much above that. – Amy Schumer
What’s funny about the slacker thing, people project an image of what they think a musician is: young, slack, unemployed – like a really romantic idea of a poet, writer or musician – which isn’t really true a lot of the time. I don’t reckon you would know anything about me if I wasn’t moderately hard-working. – Courtney Barnett
I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages. – Casey Wilson
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. – Bob Saget