Charlie Brown: I’m sorry that you have to wear glasses Linus.
Linus van Pelt: Don’t feel sorry for me…I can see things now that I never even knew existed before! Take Lucy for instance…for the first time I realize what a gorgeous creature she really is!
Lucy van Pelt: Glasses haven’t improved only his sight…they’ve also improved his sarcasm!
– Charles M. Schulz
Peanuts.