Lawn Quotes

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it’s not right, I do it again.

– Britt Ekland

In September 1993, President Clinton presided over a handshake between Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin and Palestine Liberation Organization Chairman Yasser Arafat on the White House lawn – the climax of a ‘day of awe,’ as the press described it.

– Noam Chomsky

I grew up in Florida, so every now and then, we’d have a garter snake in the lawn. But I’m not super okay with them.

– Maulik Pancholy

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.

– Michael Pollan

Books are no different from goats! They enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn.

– Kate Bernheimer

I mow my own lawn.

– Ron Reagan

I grew up in some suburb, I’d come out with a song about potholes in my lawn.

– The Notorious B.I.G.

I’m a big ‘Goosebumps’ fan – ‘Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.’ My favorites are the pick-your-own-death ones.

– Tyler, The Creator

This generation should entertain this generation. It’s only fair. When I was a kid, I mowed the lawn. Now, somebody else’s kid can mow the lawn.

– Tom T. Hall

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