My proudest moment here wasn’t when I increased profits by seventeen per cent…or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No. It was a young Greek guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English. But he came to me and went, “Mr. Brent, will you be the Godfather to my child?”, so. Didn’t happen in the end. We had to let him go, he was rubbish. He was rubbish.
– Ricky Gervais
As David Brent, in The Office (UK).
