Mother-In-Law Quotes

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

– Henny Youngman

When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don’t think I can be above it all.

– Jasper Carrott

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.

– Benjamin Walker

I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law’s recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time.

– Gail Simmons

I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I’m in.

– Melanie Lynskey

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

– Phyllis Diller

My mother-in-law’s from Norway, and she’s always liked old-school remedies.

– Lindsey Vonn

I’m often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she’s only got one major fault – it’s called breathing.

– Les Dawson

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

– Les Dawson

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: ‘Keep her moving sir; we’re stock-taking.’

– Les Dawson

When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter – that’s something.

– Lou Gehrig