In laughter we always find an unavowed intention to humiliate and consequently to correct our neighbour. – Henri Bergson
Whenever our neighbour’s house is on fire, it cannot be amiss for the engines to play a little on our own. – Edmund Burke
In North Germany, a troublesome ghost is bagged, and the bag emptied in some lone spot or in the garden of a neighbour against whom a grudge is entertained. – Sabine Baring-Gould