Parking Quotes

I get parking tickets all the time.

– Anne Wojcicki

I’ve always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

– Calvin Trillin

The only people I really hate are parking attendants.

– Alison Jackson

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

– Bill Vaughan

A parking lot attendant who’s a guy makes a lot more money than a child-care attendant who’s a woman.

– Gloria Steinem

If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery.

– Michael King

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin’ Donuts.

– Eli Roth

I’m against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking.

– Matthew Yglesias

I’m a liberal – I believe in subsidies for public goods and in regulations to curb harmful externalities, but neither of those things exist when it comes to parking.

– Matthew Yglesias

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

– Miranda Hart

Consider that the overwhelming majority of those 40,000 near-Earth asteroids are small enough to fit on the parking lot at the mall. And while these rocky runts won’t cause Armageddon, they could still flatten such popular hominid hangouts as Manhattan or downtown Des Moines.

– Seth Shostak