I pity Americans for their very bad fruits. Your ‘mango’ is cucumber. The only thing I really miss about Egypt is mangoes. – Bassem Youssef
It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. – Chauncey Depew
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it. – Margot Asquith
There’s a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. – Cary Elwes
I learnt pity, sympathy, and what it was like to be at the other end of the stick. Such lessons can’t be learnt in lecture halls. – Lionel Blue
What a pity human beings can’t exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow’s. – Olin Miller
