Prof Lockdown broke lockdown with his trousers down. – The Sun Headline in UK tabloid after Prof. Neil Ferguson quit as UK government coronavirus advisor over visits to his home by his married lover.
I then moved to the University of Western Ontario where I was made a full professor in 1985. – J. Philippe Rushton
I am a professor at Stanford; I am a happy professor at Stanford. That’s where I’m staying. – Condoleezza Rice
On completing my degree, I started a Ph.D. in statistics, although I knew very little about the topic. My supervisor was Professor Harry Pitt, who was an excellent pure mathematician and probabilist. – Clive Granger
When on my return to England I showed the cast of the cranium to Professor Huxley, he remarked at once that it was the most ape-like skull he had ever beheld. – Charles Lyell
Professors of classics – not even a professor of English – professors of classics, they’re something sacred; it’s almost like being a priest. – Erich Segal
When I found out that I had won the MacArthur Fellowship, I had been a professor at Carnegie Mellon for a week. I probably shouldn’t be saying this on TV, but I stopped worrying about tenure. – Luis von Ahn
I have been a Professor Emeritus since 1958, and have continued my scientific studies. – Karl von Frisch
I say I’m an academic: a professor of psychiatry at Johns Hopkins. And I write. – Kay Redfield Jamison
Being appointed Elder Professor meant very much taking over the shop, in that the professor in those days controlled all the moneys. – John Henry Carver
I remained associated with the Technische Universitat Munchen, where I became Professor in 1976. – Robert Huber
I’m a minister, and I serve as a minister in addition to being a university professor. – Tony Campolo
