Sarcastic Quotes

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

– Charles M. Schulz

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

– Hayden Panettiere

I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry.

– Anneliese van der Pol

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

– Barbet Schroeder

I’m totally an East Coast person, energetic and sarcastic. I’m not a nice L.A. person.

– Diane Warren

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.

– Emily Deschanel

I’m kind of sarcastic. Not cynical but sarcastic.

– Gal Gadot

I have some sarcastic sides of me.

– Eden Sher

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

– Krysten Ritter

In my deepest parts of sadness, I’m always making a joke or being sarcastic.

– Lea Thompson

Sarcasm doesn’t read sarcastic in print.

– Kristen Schaal

I can be sarcastic.

– Juan Pablo Galavis

The last thing I want my robot to be is sarcastic. I want them to be pragmatic and reliable – just like my dishwasher.

– Sebastian Thrun