Nineteen percent of doctors say that they’d be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments. – Jay Leno
If we say that anyone who ‘moralizes’ must be perfect morally then we are in effect saying no one can moralize. – Jonah Goldberg
One might say that our words are a movie screen that reveals what we have been thinking and the attitudes we have. – Joyce Meyer
I’d say in general, my style is Johnny Weir style. It’s my style. I can’t classify it as anything else. – Johnny Weir
I don’t just whisper it, I say it and I say it: ‘The United Nations is an anti-Semitic organization, an anti-Israel organization.’ – Ileana Ros-Lehtinen
And as far as I’m concerned, it’s like I say, drugs are not the problem. Other stuff is the problem. – Jerry Garcia
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. – Jimmy Kimmel
I’m not sure that you can say definitively that some roles are better filled by consultants, but I would say that some projects are better handled by consultants. – Jesse James Garrett
Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from Benny Hill. – Julie Burchill
I say getting a lecturing from Oprah is probably the most terrifying lecture you could possibly get. – Jane Velez-Mitchell
For God is my witness that I neither preached, affirmed, nor defended them, though they say that I did. – Jan Hus
