Shorts Quotes

There was a time when caddies couldn’t wear shorts.

– Dan Jenkins

I never want to be seen in my boxer shorts ever again.

– Christian Cooke

Eat my shorts!

– Matt Groening

I personally am not a shorts-wearing guy. That goes for any form of shorts, beside sports shorts, that I have to wear.

– James Wolk

As soon as I could talk, I chose shorts to wear.

– Katarina Johnson-Thompson

Catsuits were big for me in the ’90s, and I had many of them. Even catsuits with shorts in them.

– Soleil Moon Frye