Smoking calms me down. It’s enjoyable. I don’t want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life. – David Hockney
So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it’s bad, it’s really simple. – Damien Hirst
I had my hearing aid fixed today so that I could properly hear you. I can’t see as well. I now have – this has stopped me from smoking – a pacemaker, have for about the last 15 years. No, I don’t like getting old. – Mike Wallace
Seventy-five percent of women who smoke would like to quit, and yet only two to three percent quit every year… It’s significant because we can help women quit smoking. – David Satcher
Smoking kills you, but life kills you, and if you don’t want to die, go into a freezer when you are born and nothing will happen to you. – Marjane Satrapi
I’ve got my dad’s height and smoking habit. But I think I’ve got my mum’s looks and sensibilities. – Max Irons
My doctor found a spot on my lung. He told me it looked like adenocarcinoma, a cancer he attributes to smoking. He didn’t need to biopsy it. – Ken Kercheval
One of my resolutions is to quit smoking. I’ve tried for the past two years, but this year I am going to stick with it. – John Oldham
To me, being grown-up meant smoking cigarettes, drinking cocktails, and dressing up in high heels and glamourous outfits. – Lorna Luft
I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago. But I’ll still smoke in a movie. I have other vices, you know, like potato chips and chardonnay – but not together. – Jean Smart
I like my stationery to be funnier, like, ‘Here’s my note, and it’s an elephant with a lady smoking a cigarette on top.’ – Kate Spade
If I start going back to church, I’d have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn’t be able to curse any more. – Katherine Heigl
I don’t want to smoke on screen, as I will be sending a wrong message to my fans, and I appeal to my costars too, to avoid smoking scenes if possible. – Mahesh Babu
As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking. – Jenny Eclair
If someone else made ‘Up in the Air’ or ‘Thank You For Smoking’ or ‘Juno,’ I would have wanted to rip their head off. I need that same sort of passion for every project I take on. – Jason Reitman
Acting for me is not a bad habit like smoking that I must make an effort to quit. I love acting; I love directing. – Joan Chen
My dad had emphysema and both of my parents had chronic bronchitis and ended up with cancers – all smoking related. – Loni Anderson
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake. – Mark Twain
