Telephone Quotes

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

– Joan Rivers

To criticize Facebook is to criticize the telephone.

– Jesse Eisenberg

Cable and satellite businesses are competing against fixed-line telephone companies and wireless companies.

– Jay Samit

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.

– Christopher Morley

Anybody who can dial a telephone can master tennis scoring in about 15 minutes.

– Bradley Whitford

My sole inspiration is a telephone call from a director.

– Cole Porter

She was so small she could make mamba in a telephone booth.

– Bill Haley

My workspace is defined by books, ephemera, quiet and light. I don’t have a computer, telephone or a fax machine there.

– Maira Kalman

One of the most powerful scientific tools ever invented is the telephone.

– John C. Mather

He and Reagan were not at all alike, because Reagan is an optimist and Dick Nixon wasn’t. Yet in some ways they were alike. Neither really liked to talk on the telephone, for instance. And, in a lot of respects, both of them were very much loners.

– Lyn Nofziger

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

– Lee Trevino

Henry Kissinger never wanted the 20,000 pages of his telephone transcripts made public – not while he was alive, at any rate.

– Robert Dallek

I’ve suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

– Richard Armour

I can’t sit around and wait for the telephone to ring.

– Tony Curtis

Gossip is nature’s telephone.

– Sholom Aleichem

E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone, as far as I’m concerned. I would throw my phone away if I could get away with it.

– Tom Hanks

I don’t have a telephone. If I had a lot of money, I wouldn’t have one.

– Sam Crawford