Well, I don’t use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate. – Iggy Pop
Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don’t. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just dispatch a toilet with a hammer, and then you have lumpy tiles. – Dan Phillips
Castro couldn’t even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. – Richard M. Nixon
One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor. – Rita Ora
Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh. – Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands
