On my 50th birthday in 2005, my discount-wielding AARP card came in the mail. I hurled it in the trash, put on something fabulous, and had a decadent meal. Just the thought of putting it in my wallet felt like a concession. – Iman
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. – Joyce Brothers
I’ve burned the trash a few times and it got away from me. I’ve caught the yard on fire. I’ve burnt up some acreage and had to call the fire department a couple of times. – Blake Shelton
I know that some of the characters I played were trash. But then, I chose to take up those roles, as I enjoyed doing them. – Anupam Kher
We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. – Chuck Palahniuk
But in the long run we’re not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania. – Ed Rendell
I think if we’re going to have to landfill trash, and I think we basically have to, we might as well get the upside for it and dedicate that upside to improving the environment in so many different ways. – Ed Rendell
A band like Depeche Mode would go out and record them hitting a trash can with a steel rod or something and recording it. And that would be one of their sounds of the drums. I love the creativeness of that kind of really raw sampling. – Chino Moreno
Prolonged, indiscriminate reviewing of books is a quite exceptionally thankless, irritating and exhausting job. It not only involves praising trash but constantly inventing reactions towards books about which one has no spontaneous feeling whatever. – George Orwell
King Arthur was one of my heroes – I played with a trash can lid for a knightly shield and my uncle’s cane for the sword Excalibur. – Lloyd Alexander
Louis Armstrong, who learned to be in exquisite dress, came from the bottom, and he’s not a trash can. – Stanley Crouch