There were songs I would write about breaking up with somebody before I broke up with them, months and months before I broke up with them. – Fiona Apple
Anyone interested in language ends up writing about the sociological issues around it. – David Crystal
I just kind of conjured them up out of my subconscious and put them in order of ascending peculiarity. – Edward Gorey
They came and bound me up and I had awful stretch marks. I hated my breasts after that. – Christine Keeler
Bill Murray doesn’t do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he’s going to do. – Denis Leary
The booking agent had the audacity to take 10 percent, so we wound up with about $100 a week apiece. – Gregg Allman
There was a point when I almost gave up. I couldn’t feed myself. I couldn’t feed my pets. – Eleanor Mondale
I’ve never pulled out of a fight, never not showed up to fight, so injured or not, I’m coming. – Donald Cerrone
I grew up conservative because my mum was a conservative, and when I finally realized what conservatives were, I changed my mind immediately. – Elton John
What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet! – Mark McKinney