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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns
At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns
And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
George Burns
By the time you are 80, you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
George Burns
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George Burns
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
George Burns
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out - and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns
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George Burns - American film actor and comedian. Born 1896. Died 1996.


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