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Quotes of the Week - March 16, 2010:
"Listen, he's a nice person, but he couldn't sell watermelons if you gave him the state troopers to flag down traffic." -- Former CBS news anchor Dan Rather on Barack Obama.

"A ban on eating would show China has reached a new level of civilization." --Chinese professor Chang Jiwen on China considering making the eating cats and dogs illegal.

"We used to hustle on over the border for health care...And I think, isn't that kind of ironic now." -- Sarah Palin, former governer of Alaska, admits her family used to go to Canada for medical treatment when she was a child. Canada has a single-payer system, which Palin opposes.


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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
Groucho Marx
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
Groucho Marx
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does.
Groucho Marx
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Groucho Marx
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the partys.
Groucho Marx
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup the rest of your life.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx - American film comedian. Born 1895. Died 1977.


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