Newsreader [John Cleese]: And now for something completely
different.
Monty Python's Flying Circus |
Norman [Eric Idle]: Is your wife a..."goer"... eh?
Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge!
Know what I mean? Say no more...Know what I mean?
Monty Python's Flying Circus |
Norman [Eric Idle]: A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat,
eh?.
Monty Python's Flying Circus |
Mr. Praline [John Cleese]: It's not pining. It's passed on.
This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and
gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff.
Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to
the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down
the curtain and joined the choir invisible. THIS IS AN EX-PARROT.
Monty Python's Flying Circus |
Cardinal Ximinez [Michael Palin] Nobody expects the Spanish
Inquisition!
Monty Python's Flying Circus |
Barber [Michael Palin]: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Barber: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Mounties: He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Barber: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesday I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Barber: I cut down trees, I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Barber: I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa!!
Mounties: He cuts down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders...and a bra?!
Barber: I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa!!
Monty Python's Flying Circus
The Lumberjack Song
|
Guidance Counsellor [John Cleese]: Our experts describe you
as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking
in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour,
tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas
in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in
chartered accountancy they are a positive boon.
Monty Python's Flying Circus |
Michelangelo [Eric Idle]: Good evening, Your Holiness.
Pope [John Cleese]: Evening, Michelangelo. I want to talk to
you about this painting of yours, The Last Supper. I'm not happy
about it.
Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It took me hours.
Pope: Not happy at all.
Michelangelo: Is it the jello you don't like?
Pope: No.
Michelangelo: It does add a bit of colour, doesn't it. Oh, I
know, you don't like the kangaroo.
Pope: What kangaroo?
Michelangelo: No problem, I'll paint him out.
Pope: I never saw a kangaroo.
Michelangelo: Uh, he's right at the back. No sweat, I'll make
him into a disciple. All right?
Pope: That's the problem.
Michelangelo: What is?
Pope: The disciples.
Michelangelo: Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish.
Pope: No, it's just that there are 28 of them.
Monty Python Live atthe Hollywood Bowl |
Reg: All right ... all right ... but apart from better sanitation
and medicine and education and irrigation and public health
and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order
... what have the Romans ever done for us?
Monty Python's Life of Brian |
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea.
Monty Python's Life of Brian |
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