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Quotes by Author: Bart Simpson - Funny Quotes of Bart Simpson
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I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?
Don't have a cow, man.
Eat my shorts.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!
Cool, I broke his brain!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.
What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"
Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
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The Simpsons : TV show created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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