Quotes of the Week - Sept 2, 2008:
"It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain
doesn't get it." -- US Democratic presidential candidate Barack
Obama at his party's Denver convention.
"No way. No how. No McCain. Barack Obama is my candidate. And he
must be president." -- Hillary Clinton backs Obama at convention.
"In international relations, you cannot have one rule for some
and another rule for others." -- Russian president Dmitri Medvedev
on recognizing independence of Georgia's breakaway regions, saying the
West set a precedent by treating Kosovo the same way.
"I wanted to show myself as I am. I couldn't care less about the
camera." -- Designer Valentino Garavani, in a new warts-and-all
portrait documentary of half century in fashion.
Quotes
by Author: Bart Simpson - Funny Quotes of Bart Simpson
I
didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove
anything!
Kiss
you? But Dad, I'm your kid!
Cool,
I broke his brain!
Ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just
seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners,
only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions:
The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.
If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books
in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.
What
if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really
bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated.
Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"
Well,
you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
All
he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
Sex
and the City
