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I'm
going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I
won't be back for TEN MINUTES.
Homer Simpson |
Bart,
with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of
useful things like...love!
Homer Simpson |
Unfortunately,
son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in
order to hold our own.
Homer Simpson |
Dear
Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my
life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So
here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I
won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely
no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering
of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give
me no sign. Thy will be done.
Homer Simpson |
The
strong must protect the sweet.
Homer Simpson |
Ah,
sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
Homer Simpson |
Son,
a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd
step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop
at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Homer Simpson |
Marge,
it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer Simpson |
Remember
as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.
Homer Simpson |
I
know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an
electric football machine more than anything else in the world,
and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day
of my life. Well, goodnight.
Homer Simpson |
Your
lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many
of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside
them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for
promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!
Homer Simpson |
D'oh!!!
Homer Simpson |
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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954. |
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