Remember
that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator
biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it
was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator
was sexually harrassing that woman.
Homer Simpson |
I
can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
Homer Simpson |
Don't
let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time,
just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well,
good night.
Homer Simpson |
Yeah
Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked!
I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch
of sucks that ever sucked!"
Homer Simpson |
Ha
ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking
at Uruguay on the globe).
Homer Simpson |
Don't
mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.
Homer Simpson |
Donuts.
Is there anything they can't do?
Homer Simpson |
If
you really want something in this life, you have to work for
it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
Homer Simpson |
Relax.
What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind! |
Good
drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
Homer Simpson |